"Where did it get that skull? What's more, what kind of skull is that?!"
"Seems this goob was left out in the forest too long."
"You do not have the necessary textures downloaded to view this goob."
"Has an Armor Class of 11."
"This one seems to have some fizz still in it, hasn't gone flat yet!"
Suggested by Rosedraq.
"Hmm... Something must have taken a chunk or two out of this one."
"A "fancy" Goober; this particular line is often reserved for the purpose of companionship."
"Descended from one of Eddie's first goobers, Redd."
"Descended from one of Eddie's first goobers, Canteloupe."
"Descended from one of Eddie's first goobers, Sunrise."
"Descended from one of Eddie's first goobers, Lyme."
"Descended from one of Eddie's first goobers, Grass."
COMMON GOOBER
"Descended from one of Eddie's first goobers, Breeze."
"Descended from one of Eddie's first goobers, Depths."
"Descended from one of Eddie's first goobers, Princess."
"Descended from one of Eddie's first goobers, Melon."
"Descended from one of Eddie's first goobers, Trix."
"A Goober in lovely sunset hues. Some days, this is the closest thing Eddie gets to seeing sunlight."
"This is a "fancy" goober, and can be found as pets of the elite."
"Descended from a Goober gifted to Eddie by someone who cared about him."